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 kuch loag sirf 2 ghantay kertay hain
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kuch loag 4 ghantay kartay hain
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Aur kuch loag to Poori Poori raat kartay hain........
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abbay aapna mobile charge.........

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Pehlay hath mein pakro!
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Phir thook lagao?
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Phir Seedha karo? ?
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Phir andar ghussao???
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Dekha! kitna mushkil hai sui mein dhaga daalna. ;-)

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One boy to girl- kitni kaali ho tum. girl-isme tumhare baap ka kya gaya? Boy-agar mere baap ka gaya hota to tum itni kaali na hoti.

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Doctor: Kya taklif hai? Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti hai. Doc: Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo !!

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Pehlay kiss karo...phir bister per laitao...phir dono tangein uper kar k....thora saa neechay ho ker dheikho...ager BABY ne SOSO kiaya hai too uska pamper change kerdo......

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A person asked a SARDAR, "Sardar Je Pareeshaan Kyun Ho?" Sardar JE : Ooo mera chotay betay ki waja sa mere nokrani pregnent ho gae Person : Woh kaise? sardar JE : Merey betay nay meray condom main sorakh kar dia tha!!

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Malomati sawal?
Dopahar k khana ko english main kia khatay hain aur ager us k akhri do alfaz kat do to kya banta hai?drust jawab diya toh sare ka sara tum la layna!!

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Train ki patri pay mat betho. Train aaye gi aur gand phat jaye gi. Abhi to haath say gaand dhotay ho phir haath say gand dho betho gay.

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It is said that inzamam don't understand english. Once commentator asked, "Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true?". Inzi said, "Bismillah Hir Rahman Raheem first of all i thanks to Allah and then credit goes to all boys, they really w

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It is said that inzamam don't understand english. Once commentator asked, "Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true?". Inzi said, "Bismillah Hir Rahman Raheem first of all i thanks to Allah and then credit goes to all boys, they really w

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